-> FUCK .

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will i do then

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"Listen to me. They may control what you do, but no one can pee on your soul without your permission." - A.S. King, Everybody Sees the Ants (via feellng)


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The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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When you ask your hair dresser for a trim but she takes a foot.
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"Once you had put the pieces back together, even though you may look intact, you were never quite the same as you’d been before the fall." - Jodi Picoult (via feellng)

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shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger
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oix:

Untitled by 0ix on Flickr.
"The one who follows the thought is also a thought!
The one who follows the thought IS in thought.
When you know that both are thoughts, you are home.
You are not in Home, you ARE Home.
Then allow thoughts to arise and allow them to be followed. You remain as That unmoved and unconcerned Being. This is the highest understanding."
- Papaji (via tobiji)

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